Have you ever just done something totaly stupid like I just did a few seconds ago? lool welll like start here and everytime you do something completley stupid post it!
like I just started looking for the mouse to the computer and I started fraking out cause I couldnt find it.. Im using a laptop! LOL

So what Dumb Blonde thing have you done recently?

I can't recall any moments like that... I know I've had some but I can't really remember them.

Well one time, instead of saying don't talk with your mouth full, I said don't eat with your mouth full

wow, how much time do you have? I mean i have a dumb blonde moment like every other minute lets start with some of the more recent ones.

Lets see the following things have come out of my mouth recently:

1. 2 x 1= 4

2. you cant write with your hands or walk with your feet....don't ask....

3. Yes! My name isn't amber

4. The president of Bush is America.....

and i've had many many many more, but i can remember them right now :D

I've had some pretty stupid moments....

Sister- So what did you do in school today?
Me- I was doing this in ma- WHOA, WHATS THAT OUT THE WINDOW?
Sister- Um.... a bird?
Me- Oh right..... what were we talking about again?

And there were times where I've forgotten my friends names and had to snap at them to get their attention :D

But most of my problems have to do with my short attention span, failing memory, and my liking of shiny objects....

lol cookie you're hilarious

well I don't really know about dumb blond moments but I do say weird things and am amazingly clumsy lol

an example of a dumb thing I said
(about starting college for the first time)
me: I hung out with 2 people in the library all day!
sister: Good so you made two new friends today?
me: No! I actually knew them a long time ago.
sister starts laughing: So really you made NO friends?!?!

clumsy lets see so many examples...
once I was sneaking out of my house and was walking down the stairs. Turned off the stairs light. Too dark tripped and fell off the stairs with a loud thump!

not to mention I once fell off my stairs while walking up!

I'm also the only person I know that has gotten a doorknob cut (similar to a papercut) on a round doorknob. I don't know how. lol

I've done the following clumsy moves also:

1. tried to be a spy but turned on a light with my elbow XD
2. fell UP my stairs
3.Tripped over a glass of water....
4. Tripped over water in general XD
5. got a sliver from my mattress (don't ask)
and finally
6. I trripped myself (thats not all) but I tripped myself why standing still XD

I have to trip over nothing every day... its a rule of nature.... stupid nature :D

And I kick myself a lot... specially when Im wearing my school shoes... *rubs ankles*

Once when I was going to school, I forgot my backpack... I think that counts as a dumb moment...

Hahaha. That reminds me of my friend Nate's blonde moment, Cookie. He got to school and he thought that he had his backpack, but he didn't and yeah :D He only had his drum sticks, so his mom had to drive all of the way from work to give him his backpack. Silly Nate. People were like,"Nate...we only saw you with drum sticks. No backpack" and yeah...fun :D

And I have a lot of blonde moments. :D I'll just share ONE though. lol

One of my most recent blonde moments was when I got home from dinner like two or three fridays ago and I saw some bug like a locust or something and I was like,"OMG! A FROG WITH WINGS!" and yeah...hahahaha. My parents didnt laugh too much, but I sure did :D Its a boog inside joke. lol. (I spelled good wrong because of another thing that I did one time, but that story is for another day :D)

Once while I was in some city (I think it was Washington DC) I was walking backwards because I was talking to my friends who were walking behind me. Suddenly, when I decided to turn around, a sign popped up out of nowhere, hit me in the head, and knocked me over.... my friends still won't let me forget that.

But I guess thats more like a clumsy moment... but I do have another blonde moment to share.

One day, my friends and I were going to the biggest lacrosse game of the year at the local public high school. So when I was there, I had to go to the bathroom. I realized that I had put my shorts on backwards and they had been that way the whole time...

So yeah.... and I tripped over nothing yesterday.....

I've fallen up stairs :D Yeah...lol I'll come back with some more later.

Falling up stairs is nothing! :D

Cookie, I did that in gym like two weeks ago! And one of my crushes is in that class so yeah...not cool. lol. Luckily, I fixed it before anyone could truly notice. lol.

Another blonde moment of mine...lets see...

Oh! Once, I had some taco sauce in one hand...and a bottle of soda in the other....and yeah...I meant to drink the soda, but instead, I drank the taco sauce...and hehe. Not fun. it burned just a bit. LOL

And yesterday, my dad was in the garage fixing a gas leak in the new Vette and he called me in the garage and asked me to get him a 10 mm socket, but yeah...I had it in my hand the whole time and didn't realize that it was a 10 mm socket...meanwhile, it was burning dad's arms...the gas, I mean. He wasn't too pleased with me...but I'm blonde...what can i say?! :D

Once in lunch, I was eating fries... Taking a fry from the little tubby thing, dipping it into the ketchup tubby thing, and putting it in my mouth. Well, one of my friends thought it would be funny to switch the two tubby things while I wasn't paying attention, so yeah. I got Ketchup all over my hand.

So thats kinda like your Taco sauce/soda thing, Blisa :D

someone says My pants our wet on a forum and I actually look down..

I was playing soccer and eating a PBJ, My friend called my name to pass her the ball, so I did, but I guess I was stupid that I thought my sanwhish was the ball and dropped it onto the grass! My caoch was laughing at me so hard, it wasn't even funny!

So in History class a few weeks ago, my friend and I were working on a project together...

Me: So how do you spell "successful?"
Friend: Y-O-U-R-M-O-M.
Me: ... Successful doesn't have a "Y" in it!

Yeah..... she laughed at me a lot that day